why!?

Just have to ask...cause sometimes I just don't get it! 

Why do toddlers love to shmeer food all over the table, and themselves,...and their hair?

Why does the front room always look like a cyclone hit it...five minutes after Mom just picked it up?

Why does a kid think that saying "pretty pretty please" will magically change a "no" answer to a "yes"?

Why do kids want to see if their heads will fit?

Why is a kid too full to finish his dinner...until he finds out that there is dessert to be had?

Why is it we constantly find a kid's clothes on the floor right next to the laundry basket...but not in it?